Lyrics — Big Ball Big Truth

You lift in a gym, I lift in a pasture.
Your grind is a myth, my growth is faster.
You bought your streams, my spores stream free.
Your likes need clicks, my clout's the breeze.

You flex in chrome, I flex in loam.
Your Wi-Fi drops, my wind don't stutter.
You buffer a clip, I buffer the gutter.
You code in Python, I live in decay.
You debug apps, I debug the hay.
You pay for servers, I serve the ground.
You count your macros, I feed the masses.
Your kale is sad, my cap is massive.

You sip your shakes, I shake the field.
You meal-prep weeks, I prep a yield.
You binge on sweets, I binge on air.
Your blue check fades, my spores verified.
You bought bots, I brought tides.
Your brand is weak, my Latin's strong.
You trend one day, my spores lifelong.
You post in drafts, I post in soil.

Calvatia gigantea—class in session.
Your resume weak, my taxonomy flexin'.

Kingdom Fungi, you're kingdom funny.
Agaricomycetes, agar-I-eat seats.
Agaricomycetes, agar-I-eat seats.
Trillions of spores, zero excuses.

Your crypto dips, my puff inflates.
Your stocks collapse, my stalk relates.
You chase your bag, I chase the wind.
Your rent is late, my feast begins.

You flaunt your gold, my spores are worth more.
Spore store score more—war core roar.
Wind send bend trend—end friend blend.
Cloud loud crowd proud—shroud vowed bowed.
Puff bluff stuff rough—tough enough cuff.
Latin satin battin'—pattern flatten.

You studied space, I launch from dirt.
You pray for rain, I burst on earth.
You dream of Mars, I'm terraformed.
You fear collapse, I'm already swarmed.
You age in years, I age in spores.

Objection denied—I'm wind-sustained.
The jury sneezed—I win the case.
Your laws expire, my cycle's clean.
Your sentence ends, my spores unseen.
You plead the fifth, I plead the field.

Your mixtape drops, my puffball louder.
Your label cuts, my spores empower.
You fight for views, I fog horizons.
You stream for dimes, I stream in silence.

Your bars are weak, my bars are fields.
You pave the road, I crack the stone.
You mow the grass, I overgrown.
You build your walls, I creep through cracks.
You claim the land, I claim it back.
You drop your trash, I compost facts.

Documented.
Photosynthetic.
Certified organic.
Verified by wind.
No refunds.